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FREE PUPPIES & CASUAL SEX @ KITCH

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FREE PUPPIES!

HOT SEX LIVE ON STAGE!

SHAKE HANDS WITH WCW’s ERIC BISCHOFF!

FREE MAPS TO JIMMY HOFFA’S ACTUAL SHALLOW GRAVE!

OFFICIAL DEAN YOUNG BOBBLEHEADS!

A-ha! Gotcha, Scenesters. We aren’t offering any of those things at KITCH Komedy, but you can’t blame a fella for trying something new. It’s all about building the hype, selling the spectacle. Preparing the sexy, as P. “P Diddy Puff Daddy Sean Puffy Sean Combs” Combs once said 

As legendary Circus magnet PT Barnum once writ, “Give the people bread & circuses! It is what they WANT!”

Then one of PT Barnum’s entourage whispered something in his ear during the press conference and he was all like “shit guys, my bad. We don’t actually have any bread right now, kinda low on funds. But apparently circuses aren’t a thing that’s been invented yet, so let’s just invent that. Cool?” And he did! And it WAS cool!

In an almost identical story of showbiz success, KITCH Komedy returns with a weekly Pro/Am lineup of crowd killers. We can’t neccessarily promise you’ll get your fuck on (although the bathrooms are very spacious, well lit and decked out with some pretty sick graffiti – do as you wish, Scenesters)

BUT, you will find yourself in the midst of Bloordale’s BEST Goddamn nachos! (Proclaimed proudly above the bar in 150-point art deco font) KITCH’s famous $5 menu, a sexy lineup of suds – AND of course, the finest Pro/Am comedy show this side of Wednesday night. We have Canadian Comedy Award winners, stars of Sirius XM, Podcast networks a-plenty, Comedy Network, festivals and sweethearts of the indie scene. Plus, as always the superstar comedy kids of a thousand tomorrows!

Here’s the way it shakes down this week, babies

 

THURSDAY SEPT 25 LINEUP

SANDRA BATTAGLINI! DAVE MARTIN! TODD VAN ALLEN!  KAREN MITTEN! JEN SAKATO! CATHRYN NAIKER! DAVE CODE! RENE ROBICHEAUD!

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